Joke - About Infosys Guys

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1. What is it when an Infosys-guy is wearing a black T-Shirt?

Ans: It's just a white T-Shirt , badly in need of a good washing.

2.What happens when a dirty, smelly sheep and an Infosys Guy(Infosys-guy) enter a room together?

Ans: The sheep runs out.

3. What happens when an Infosys Guy starts combing his hair?

Ans: The comb gets lost in his hair.

4.What does an Infosys Guy tell julia roberts?

Ans: Your hair remind me of "sine curves".

5.Where does an Infosys Guy take his girl on the 1st date?

Ans: Obviously, to the Infosys library.

6.How does an Infosys Guy shine his battery (spectacles)?

Ans: With a shoe-shine polish.

7.What do you call a guy wearing shoes in Infosys?

Ans: visitor.

8. What happens when some Infosys Guys go on a trip to U.S.A.?

Ans: Average cleanliness of INDIA increases, and that of U.S.A decreases.

9.How will an Infosys Guy tell his friend "go there"?

Ans: He will actually GO there and say,"come here".

10. What happens when an Infosys Guy falls in love?

Ans: He starts finding out the depth to which he's fallen, with the velocity and time of falling in love known to him.

11. What does an Infosys Guy comment about av. pretty girl?

Ans: "non existing function of beauty".

12. What happens when an Infosys Guy proceeds with a suitcase to his home-town?

Ans: On reaching home, realizes that his suitcase is empty.

13. What happens when an Infosys Guy is attending a wedding?

Ans: He starts developing a software to find out how many people attended the marriage and how many didn't.